blog 49

I guess the weirdest dream I had been a long time ago, but I still remember it like yesterday. MY sisters and I were shrunk like the kids in honey I shrunk the kids. We were in our dad's glass of chocolate milk (mmm..chocolate milk..mmm) and he had one of those straws that look like the red and white barber stripes. He was going to drink us up. And we were trying to swim away. Then we escaped somehow and we were in the jungle (just the backyard) and we were looking up at my mom hanging the clothes on the clothesline. I think we were trying to get her attention. But we were so small and so far away. Anyways, oh, yeah once, I was running from this monster-swamp-thing-bad-man, and I ran into this person's driveway, I was so scared. There was this huge paper plate with stains and everything (I think  someone ate lasagna or enchiladas off of it) and it became my get away vehicle. I rode it down the street and he was right behind me. It was really funny afterward. But at the time I'm sure I was scared shitless. I don't like people following me or chasing me.  Oh and one time I dreamt that I could fly by using the breast stroke and swimming through the air.  This came in handy because I had to run from vicious raptors so I just flew up to the roof of a warehouse.